12 HR Days to Christmas

Posted in : HR Updates on 4 December 2013
Angela Schettino
Think People Consulting

Angela Schettino writes:

On the FIRST day of Christmas, my HR Manager said to me… a LinkedIn profile and a C.V.

On the SECOND day of Christmas my HR Manager said to me two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V.

On the THIRD day of Christmas my HR Manager said to me, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V.

On the FOURTH day of Christmas my HR Manager said to me, four Employment Law nerds, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V.

On the FIFTH day of Christmas my HR manager said to me...’Five I-Phone Rings’... four Employment Law nerds, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V...

On the SIXTH day of Christmas my HR manager said to me, six meetings a clashing...’Five I-Phone Rings’... four Employment Law nerds, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V...

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas my HR manager said to me, seven employees fighting, six meetings a clashing...’Five I-Phone Rings’.... four Employment Law nerds, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V...

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas my HR manager said to me, eight computers crashing, seven employees fighting, six meetings a clashing...’Five I-Phone Rings’.... four Employment Law nerds, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V...

On the NINTH day of Christmas my HR manager said to me, nine forms for filling, eight computers crashing, seven employees fighting, six meetings a clashing...’Five I-Phone Rings’.... four Employment Law nerds, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V...

On the TENTH day of Christmas my HR manager said to me, ten Grievances arising, nine forms for filling, eight computers crashing, seven employees fighting, six meetings a clashing...’Five I-Phone Rings’.... four Employment Law Nerds, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V...

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas my HR manager said to me, eleven customers griping, ten Grievances arising, nine forms for filling, eight computers crashing, seven employees fighting, six meetings a clashing...’Five I-Phone Rings’.... four Employment Law nerds, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V...

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas my HR manager said to me, twelve appraisals outstanding, eleven customers griping, ten Grievances arising, nine forms for filling, eight computers crashing, seven employees fighting, six meetings a clashing...’Five I-Phone Rings.’... four Employment Law Nerds, three budget overspends, two P45’s and a LinkedIn profile and a C.V...

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Angela Schettino
Think People Consulting

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